That’s why we now see liberals talking about buying guns, which is hilarious. They are worried that he will be a great one. They are not worried that Trump will be a terrible president. Look, all this fussing and worry on the conservative side about Trump selling us out is not entirely unjustified – it’s still a possibility – but it seems more likely than ever that Trump intends to succeed by keeping his promises.
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And every time some Democrat senator gets on TV and has sadz about how Harry “My NordicTrack Slugged Me” Reid nuked the filibuster, an angel gets his wings. I mean, Mad Dog Mattis as Sec Def? Jeff Sessions at DOJ? West Pointer Mike Pompeo at CIA? Coming up: SCOTUS Justice Don Willet? Cue my Meg Ryan impression. But this demonstrates that Trump intends to do what he promised, and he promised to do some seriously conservative stuff. Yeah, I get all the conservative critiques of it, and I agree.
But every time I think “What’s this marmot doing on my mug?” I remember how Castro is kaput and I start giggling.ĭonald Trump kept his first promise and he’s not even president yet – he kept Carrier in the USA. This dumb facial thatch makes my face itch, and I look like I should go open a comic book store, develop strong opinions regarding Star Trek, and restore my virginity. We’re supposed to hate the Russians – apparently not because they invaded Ukraine or Syria but because their hacking revealed Democrat corruption – yet we’re supposed to do the organ grinder monkey dance for the commie tyrants in Beijing? Apparently, only Donald Trump can go to Taiwan – which is a vast improvement over the Putter-in-Chief crawling down to Havana to lick Castro’s blood-stained feet in front of a big mural of homophobic, racist psychopath and Brooklyn t-shirt icon Che Guevara.Ĭhe died whimpering in 1967 thanks to a mission the CIA actually got right, and Castro has finally died, so I’m celebrating by growing a stupid beard because Castro can’t anymore because he is dead dead dead. Could we? Did you know that the president-elect has to get China’s permission to take calls from the heads of other countries? Me neither, but the liberals seem to think so. But seriously, we could never dare to hope that the Democrats would be that stupid. Now, that’s some real diversity, and the Dems should totally get right on it. The only way you could further alienate these alienated voters is, I don’t know, making your DNC chairman some radical leftist, urban black Muslim who hates guns, loves Farrakhan and who parties with Middle Eastern scumbags who issue fatwas to kill those voters’ soldier sons and daughters.
You know, if you want to reach out to the kind of hard-working, salt-of-the-earth, normal Americans who voted for the black guy then allegedly refused to vote for the woman because they are racist, you totally want an ancient, rich, snooty, San Francisco leftist and Botox after-picture like the Nanster. Pretty soon it’s just going to be her and some guy representing Berkeley who they recruited while he was shouting “Workers of the world unite!” at bored coeds on Telegraph Avenue. They recently resurrected Nancy Pelosi for another glorious term winnowing away the House Democrat caucus. The liberals are truly going nuts, and it’s beautiful. For heaven’s sake, our next Secretary of Defense is going to be nicknamed “Mad Dog.” We just spent eight years being ruled by people who would prefer it be someone nicknamed “Hugs N’ Stuff.” But I should be smiling – we conservatives should all be smiling – because everything is going our way.
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